Bangkok!  
Oriental setting 
And the city don't know what the city is getting 
The cr?me de la cr?me of the chess world in a 
Show with everything but Yul Brynner 
 
Time flies doesn't seem a minute 
Since the Tyrolean spa has the chess boys in it 
All change dom't you know that when you 
Play at this level there's no ordianry venue 
 
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or this place 
 
One night in Bankok and the worlds's your oyster 
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free 
You'll find a god in every golden cloister 
And if you're lucky then the god's a she 
I can feel an angel sliding up to me 
 
One town is very like another 
When you head's down over your pieces brother 
 
Tea girls warm and sweet (warm sweet) 
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite 
Get Thai'd you're talking to a tourist 
Whose every move's among the purest 
I get my kicks above the waistline sunshine 
 
One night in Bankok makes a hard man humble 
Not much between despair and ecstasy 
One night in Bankok an the tough guys tumble 
Can't bee to careful with your comapny 
I can feel the devil walking next to me 
 
Siam's gotta be the witness 
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness 
This grips me more than would a  
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha 
 
And thank god I'm only watching the game 
Controlling it 
 
I don't see you guys rating 
The kind of mate I'm contemplating 
I'd let you watch I would invite you 
But the queens wee use would not excite you 
 
So you'd better go back to your bars 
your temples 
your massage parlours 
 
One night in Bankok and the worlds's your oyster 
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free 
You'll find a god in every golden cloister 
A little flesh a little history 
I can feel an angel sliding up to me 
 
One night in Bankok makes a hard man humble 
Not much between despair and ecstasy 
One night in Bankok an the tough guys tumble 
Can't bee to careful with your comapny 
I can feel a devil walking next to me 
 
 
[Thanks to  shag_me_dhani@yahoo.com  for these lyrics]