I love my computer 
you make me feel alright 
every waking hour 
and every lonely night 
I love my computer 
for all you give to me 
predictable errors and no identity 
and it's never been quite so easy 
I've never been quite so happy 
all I need to do is click on you 
and we'll be joined 
in the most soul-less way 
and we'll never 
ever ruin each other's day 
cuz when I'm through I just click 
and you just go away 
I love my computer 
you're always in the mood 
I get turned on 
when I turn on you 
I love my computer 
you never ask for more 
you can be a princess 
or you can be my whore 
and it's never been quite so easy 
I've never been quite so happy 
the world outside is so big 
but it's safe in my domain 
because to you 
I'm just a number 
and a clever screen name 
all I need to do is click on you 
and we'll be together for eternity 
and no one is ever gonna take my love 
from me because I've got security, 
her password and a key 
 
 
[Thanks to  piperbunny@occultmail.com  for these lyrics]