It's the little old lady from Pasadena 
 
It's the little old lady from Pasadena 
Go granny, go granny, go granny go 
Got a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias 
Go granny, go granny, go granny go 
But parked in her rickety old garage 
Is a brand new shiny red Super Stock Dodge 
 
And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner 
Than the little old lady from Pasadena 
She drives real fast and she drives real hard 
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard 
 
It's the little old lady from Pasadena 
 
You can see her on the street just gettin' her kicks now 
Go granny, go granny, go granny go 
With her four speed stick and her 426 now 
Go granny, go granny, go granny go 
She's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later 
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator 
 
And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner 
Than the little old lady from Pasadena 
She drives real fast and she drives real hard 
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard 
 
It's the little old lady from Pasadena 
 
If you see her on the street don't try to choose her 
Go granny, go granny, go granny go 
You may drive a goer but you'll never lose her 
Go granny, go granny, go granny go 
The guys come to race her from miles around 
But she'll give 'em a length then she'll shut 'em down 
 
And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner 
Than the little old lady from Pasadena 
She drives real fast and she drives real hard 
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard 
 
It's the little old lady from Pasadena 
 
Go granny, go granny, go granny go 
Granny go 
Go granny, go granny, go granny go 
Granny go 
Go granny, go granny, go granny go 
Granny go 
Go granny, go granny, go granny go 
Granny go