Hey hey hey 
Da da da 
That's what I say 
Da da da 
 
There's a man in the funny papers we all know 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
He lived way back a long time ago 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
Well he don't eat nothin' but bearcat stew 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
Oh well this cat's name is a-Alley Oop 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
 
He's the toughest man there is alive 
Alley Oop 
Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide 
Alley Oop 
He's the king of the jungle jive 
Look at that caveman go! 
 
He's got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
And he can knuckle your head before you count to four 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
He's got a big ugly club and a headful of hair 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
He's oohhhh eatin' grizzly bear 
(*Laughter*) 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
Forgot the words! 
 
He's the toughest man there is alive 
Alley Oop 
Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide 
Alley Oop 
He's the king of the jungle jive 
Look at that caveman go! 
(*Scream*) 
 
He rides through the jungle tearin' limbs offa trees 
(*Scream*) 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
And knocking great big monsters dead on their knees 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
Other cats don't bug him 'cos they know better 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
'Cos he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
 
Well, uh, he's the toughest man there is alive 
Alley Oop 
Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide 
Alley Oop 
He's a hully gully king of jive 
(*Laugh*) 
Well look at that caveman go! 
(*Scream*) 
 
There he goes 
(There he goes.) 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
Look at that caveman go 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
Ride, daddy, ride 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
Heigh-ho, dinosaur 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
Oh my goodness, what a big brute he is! Hm! 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
Oh, how would you like a dinosaur like that, for your own? Mm! 
(*Laughter*) 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop 
 
(G minor. D7.) 
(What now? What now?) 
(Just give me a minute.) 
(Brian, I need a B flat [...]. You know I can't read.)