Hey Adam, you'll never guess what I saw last night. 
What? 
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. That's right. 
Oh no. 
They were listening to music, and their voices were low, 
And he looks a lot like someone that you and I both know! 
Who? 
 
Well, I saw Santa rockin' round the Christmas tree 
And Mama was as close to Santa as you are to me 
 
They filled up the socks, 
But before he could go 
They started to kiss. 
Santa just couldn't go. 
 
Well, I saw Mama help Santa decorate the tree 
With little bitty presents and candy canes for you and me 
 
He started to leave... 
Mm! 
Then he turned around. 
I made a noise. 
*Clunk* 
I was sure to be found! 
 
Well, I saw Mama kissin' Santa 'neath the mistletoe 
Yeah, and he looked like someone I thought you oughta know