Stark naked in front of my mirror 
A pudgy person somehow did appear 
Seems lately all I've eaten sugar and fat 
It's getting obvious that's not where it's at 
A big pot and tripley chin 
Oh what condition my condition was in 
Laughing at myself at what a crying shame 
What ever happened to my Greek godly frame 
 
Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too 
Aren't always good as they seem 
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too 
That's what you get when you eat that way 
 
I read a book on organic foods 
Jumped on a health food kick 
Put me in the mood 
You may not get to perfect overnight 
But on the way you're feelin' clean out of sight 
We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd 
We're gonna spread the news and give you the word 
We hope that soon you'll eat like we did today 
We're mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.'s on its way 
Salad with a special knock you right off your seat 
With carrot juice to wash it all down 
Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat 
And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town 
 
H.-E.-L.-P. 
H.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace 
 
Hamburgers and hot dogs throw 'em all out 
You'll feel so good you'll jump up and shout 
If you haven't why don't you go shopping today 
And 'member now that H.E.L.P. 's on its way 
 
H.-E.-L.-P. 
Radiant Radish