I do them when I'm down in the tub 
With avocado cream they'll take a rub 
They wrinkle like a-raisins if I stay too long 
I wouldn't want to do it wrong 
 
They'll put you in the driver's seat 
And to the table when you want to eat 
But when you go to sit down in your chair 
Something else has gotta put you there 
 
Take good care of your feet, Pete 
You better watch out what you eat, Pete 
Better take care of your life 
'Cause nobody else will 
 
They'll twinkle when you fall in love 
And put you there when you jump up above 
When you're on the spot, get 'em right under you 
One, then the other too 
 
If you want to do the right thing for 'em 
Just take a walk in the grass 
But don't you catch yourself fallin' 
Or steppin' on a piece of glass 
(Ouch glass) 
Pete knows all the treacherous blows 
The fallen arches and the cramp in the toes 
He went to H. E. L. P. and got some sandals new 
And dusty old saunas too 
 
Take a load of your feet Pete 
You better watch out what you eat 
Better take care of your life 
'Cause nobody else will 
 
Do do do do do do do do do do  
Pete's feet are your feet oh 
Do do do do do do do do do do 
Pete's feet are your feet oh  
Do do do do do do do do do do 
Oh! 
Pete's feet are your feet oh