No-go showboat no-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
 
Well I got a wild custom that wins every show 
But it's a no-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
Yeah but everybody knows that she just don't go 
She's my no-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
White wall slicks with racing mags 
She's just for looks, man, not for drags 
'Cause it's a no-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
 
No go 
No go 
 
Well the guys all dig it they've got no complaints 
About my no-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
And the chicks really flip for that metal flake paint 
On my no-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
It really rates fine in the custom clan 
With hand-formed panels, tuck-and-roll rear pan 
'Cause it's a no-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
 
No go 
No go 
 
Well the engine compartment's filled with all chrome goodies 
In my no-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
Yeah but everybody takes me even old Ford woodies 
In my no-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
When it comes to speed, man, I'm just outa luck 
I'm even shut down by the ice cream truck 
'Cause it's a no-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
 
No go 
No go 
No-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
No-go showboat (no-go showboat) 
She's just my (no-go showboat) 
She's just my (no-go showboat)