Today's, uh, August 4th, 1982. 
I'm really bored and there was some dead animals that we played with. 
There was a Weed-Wacker...we stole two of them. 
A cop car was on fire. 
My friend Scott, he was running and he, uh, slipped on a Twinkie. 
And his nose was covered with blood... 
The security helicopter shot a spotlight... 
Somebody pulled their pants d...