It's August 6th, 1982. 
And uh, we were jammin' over at the house. 
My pants caught on fire. 
We were smokin' a lotta... whiskey, and uh, chicken. 
And uh, got some food and... 
I got some food and came home and got a call, uh... 
No wait, I got some calls then, uh, came home, then I got some food. 
Came home, got some food and then :::cough::: got some calls, uh... 
Couldn't find the fridge for a while and... 
Wait, first we couldn't...we got the food and then... 
No wait, first we had the fridge.