big pain 
burnin' down 
givin' me a cow 
what you seem to be saying 
is you're patiently waiting 
like an ashtray for the butt 
 
well I'm puttin' it down 
but you're not pickin' it up 
well I'm puttin' it down 
but you treat me like a clown 
and I don't wanna be funny 
 
fat chance 
glued to the wall 
like a centerfold 
of an old cannonball 
will you put me inside 
your tv tonight 
'cause you're treatin' me like a rerun 
 
well I'm puttin' it down 
but you're not pickin' it up 
well I'm puttin' it down 
but you treat me like a clown 
and I don't wanna be funny 
 
no no no no 
 
so what 
I lost my job at the Hut 
my ass got cut 
but I'll be better at kissin' 
when my teeth are all missin' 
and the silverware's burnt  
and I'm eatin' with my fingers 
 
and I'm puttin' it down 
and you're not pickin' it up 
well I'm puttin it down 
but you treat me like a clown 
and I don't want to be funny 
 
yeah yeah yeah yeah, etc.