Satan gave me a taco 
and it made me really sick 
the chicken was all raw  
and the grease was mighty thick 
the rice was all rancid 
and the beans were so hard 
I was getting kinda dizzy 
eatin' all the lard 
there was aphids on the lettuce 
and I ate every one 
and after I was done 
the salsa melted off my tongue 
pieces of tortilla 
got stuck in my throat 
and the stains on my clothes 
burned a hole through my coat 
my stomach was a'tremblin' 
and I broke out in a rash 
I was so dry and thirsty 
and I didn't have no cash 
so I went and found a hose 
tore off all my clothes 
turned on the water 
and it shot right up my nose 
some old lady came along 
and she thought I was a freak 
so she beat me with her handbag 
'til I could hardly speak 
I was lying there naked 
my body badly bruised 
in a pool of my own blood 
unconscious and confused 
well the cops came and got me 
and threw me in their van 
and I woke up on the ceiling 
and I couldn't find my hand 
they took me to the judge  
his eyes a'glowin' red 
the courtroom was filled 
with witches and the dead 
well the sheriff was a hell-hound 
with fangs and claws 
the prisoners were tied up  
and chained to the walls 
the air was getting thick 
the smoke was getting thicker 
the judge read the verdict 
said "Cut off his head!" 
well they placed me on the altar 
and they raised up the axe 
my head was about to explode  
when I noticed the Marshall stacks 
I noticed all the smoke machines 
cameras and the lights 
some guy with a microphone 
runnin' around dancin' in tights 
and I noticed the crew 
and the band playin' down below 
and I realized I was in a rock video 
So I went and joined the band 
and I went out on tour 
and I smoked a lot of heroin 
and I passed out in manure								 
I made out with the groupies (aw yeah)			 
started fires backstage (aw yeah, start 'em up)								 
made a lot of money (aw yeah, I'm makin it) 									 
and I gave it all away (give it all to me)									 
well the band got killed (aw, bunch of losers)							  
so I started a solo career (aw haw, yeah						 
and I won all the awards (get 'em all now)							 
and I drank all the beer (drink it all up; get funky)									 
and I opened up the taco stand (aw haw, etc.)			  
just to smell the smell 
cookin' with the devil 
fryin' down in hell 
 
(git busy)