I got a room down in Hollywood 
rent was cheap 
it was this rooming house 
there was an old man who lived in the room next to me 
we shared a bathroom in the hall 
stare at me through a crack in the door 
day I moved in I was playin' my guitar 
started bangin' on the wall with a boot 
then he came out, started banging on my door 
kicked it open 
 
watch out son, I got a tasergun 
watch out son, I got a tasergun 
he's on the loose 
he's got the juice 
like a mad dog with no teeth 
 
spent his pension in adult bookstores 
bringin strange young men home 
he'd leave me notes in the bathroom 
accusin' me of stealin' his toilet paper 
come out into the hallway 
dressed up in a greasy bathrobe 
tryin' to start a fight 
he became known as the electric old man 
and I still see him with his taser 
comin' at me 
 
watch out son, I got a tasergun 
watch out son, I got a tasergun 
he's on the loose 
he's got the juice 
like a pigeon with no wings