[Chorus] 
I take a couple uppers 
I down a couple downers 
But nothing compares 
To these blue and yellow purple pills 
I been to mushroom mountain 
Once or twice but who's countin' 
But nothing compares 
To these blue and yellow purple pills 
 
[Eminem] 
Cool, calm, just like my mom 
With a couple of valium inside her palm 
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve 
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves 
I can't describe the vibe I get 
When I drive by 6 people 
And 5 I hit 
Ah shit 
I started a mosh pit 
Squashed a bitch 
And stomped the foster kids 
These shrooms make me hallucinate 
Then I sweat till I start losing weight 
Till I see dumb shit start happenin' 
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again 
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce 
I said c'mon bounce 
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce 
Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down 
We don't bullshit, better ask around 
D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town 
Bizarre, your mom is passing out 
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out 
 
[Kon Artist & Kuniva] 
Fuck that, someone help Denaun 
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn 
Hey Von 
You see me stepping on these leprechauns? 
It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone 
Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian 
And I think my arm is gone 
It's probably numb 
Young, dumb, and full of cumm 
And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue 
Scary ass it was a false alarm 
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on 
So stop acting stupid 
You so high 
That you might wake up with a guy 
On some new shit 
I think I did too much 
This substance equals cups 
Red pills, blue pills, and green 
Big pills (That's ill) 
Mescaline 
 
[Chorus] 
 
[Hook] 
Dirty Dozen 
80 of us 
Shady brothers 
Ladies love us 
That's why our baby mothers 
Love us but they hate each other 
They probably wanna take each other out 
And date each other 
Some-, something, something, something 
Something, something, something, something 
 
[Proof] 
Pop pills 
Pills I pop 
Pop two pills 
On stilts I walk 
Snorted two lines that were filled with chalk 
Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk 
I wanna roll away 
Like a rollerblade 
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days 
And when I'm old and gray 
Look for coke to smoke 
I overdose  
When I pack up my nose with coke 
*cough cough cough* 
Am I supposed to choke 
Had an accident when the Trojan broke 
Ahh, poor baby 
Born by whore lady 
And I'm gonna strangle a - (You're crazy!) 
 
[Swifty] 
I pop four E's at one time 
And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine 
(You got any shroom?) 
Does Bizarre smoke crack? 
We can't get job 
Because our arms show tracks 
Why the hell you niggas think I rap? 
I do it just to get your company hijacked 
If you like smack 
Then I might too 
(Swift, chill) 
I just wanna get high like you 
And I don't give a damn if they white or blue 
Speed, shrooms, down the valiums 
Even smoke weed outta vacuums 
I just got some and I'm going back soon 
 
[Chorus] 
 
[Bizarre] 
I'm at rave 
Looking like a slave 
High off chronic 
Gin and tonic demonic 
Body smelt like vomit 
Pussy poppin', acid-dropping, dope heavy guy 
Heroine mescaline pencilneck, wanna try  
Blue pills, golden seals 
Got Bizarre actin' ill 
Drugs kill (Yeah, right) 
Bitch I'm for real 
Shut your mouth you dirty slut 
You know you want it in your butt 
I'll put it in your cunt 
Let Bizarre nutt 
 
[Chorus] 
 
 
[thanks to nikh99@aol.com for these lyrics] 
[thanks to PrimalKT@aol.com, bigtennis@hotmail.com, bigpimpinxtc@hotmail.com, easyemza@hotmail.com for correcting these lyrics]