Let me introduce you to the gang 
Johnny plays the sitar, he's an existentialist 
Once he had a name, now he plays our game 
You won't feel so good now that you've joined the gang 
Molly is the model in the ads 
Crazy clothes and acid full of soul and crazy hip 
Someone switched her on, then her beam went wrong  
Cause she can't switch off, now that she's joined the gang 
Arthur is a singer with a band 
Arthur drinks two bottles just before he goes on stage 
Look at Arthur rave, all the kids are paid 
They want to see the croaking man who joined the band  
You won't be alone, we've all got beery grins 
It's a big illusion but at least you're in 
At least you're in 
This club's called The Webb, it's this month's pick 
Next month we shall find a place where prices aren't so stiff 
15 bob a coke, 'fraid that's past a joke  
This is how to spend now that you've joined a gang  
This is what to do now that you're here 
Sit round doing nothing all together very fast 
Psychedelic stars, throwing down cigars 
They're picking up the joints now that they've joined the gang