Wake up! Get down here quick! 
The president's had too much to drink 
His days of power are about gone 
He's been talking to paintings in the hall  
 
He says, "I'm finished, so what the hell? 
My life is ruined, what matters now? 
I've always itched for that last great thrill: 
If I die all of you should too."  
 
Gone with my wind 
Out with a bang 
I'm gonna end it all right now 
Gone with my wind 
Out with a bang 
You're coming with me, oh wow  
 
My bombs will rain down on D.C. 
We'll nuke our enemies while they're asleep 
We'll be safe in the ground below 
And laugh and drink till the cows come home  
 
So c'mon John, whadya say? 
It's been dancing in my head for years 
What'll happen if I push this button: 
Let's start World War III for fun  
 
Gone with my wind 
Out with a bang 
I'm gonna end it all right now 
Gone with my wind 
Out with a bang 
You're coming with me, oh wow  
 
Mr. President, just sit down 
We should talk a little while, I'll pour another round 
What about your memoirs' TV rights? 
Sit tight-and watch the fire:  
 
Let go of me. Do you think I'm mad?  To tell the truth, sir, I'd rather not say  
Just keep your paws inside your pockets 
And planet earth will be OK.  
 
But you reached for the button anyhow 
I had no choice but to knock you out 
That's just last night's bump on your head 
On to the next crisis, it's another day  
 
Gone with my wind 
Out with a bang 
I'm gonna end it all right now 
Gone with my wind 
Out with a bang 
You're coming with me, oh wow