I am your plumber 
No I never went away 
I still bug your bedrooms 
And pick up everything you say 
It can be a boring job 
To moniter all day your excess talk  
 
I hear when you're drinking 
And cheating on your lonely wife 
I play tape recordings 
Of you to my friends at night  
 
We've got our girl in bed with you 
You're on candid camera 
We just un-elected you  
 
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I am the owl 
I seek out the foul 
Wipe 'em away 
Keep America free 
For clean livin' folks like me  
 
If you demonstrate 
Against somebody we like 
I'll slip on my wig 
And see if I can start a riot 
Transform you to an angry mob 
All your leaders go to jail for my job  
 
But we ain't the Russians 
Political trials are taboo 
We've got our secret 
Ways of getting rid of you 
Fill you full of LSD 
Turn you loose on a freeway  
 
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Send you spinning 
Send you spinning 
Send you spinning all over the freeway 
Spinning on the crowded freeway 
Spinning on the freeway 
Spinning on the freeway 
Spin 
Spin 
Spin-Lookout  
 
The press, they never even cared 
Why a youth leader walked into a speeding car 
In ten years we'll leak the truth 
By then it's only so much papaer  
 
Watergate hurt 
But nothing really ever changed 
A teeny bit quiter 
But we still play our little games  
 
We still play our little games 
We still play our little games 
We still play our little games 
We still play a lot of games  
 
I am the owl