Who had the boys turning hand springs? 
Crazy to lov her claimed she 
Who could so misunderstand things? 
You're looking at me 

Who was so sure of her conquest? 
Sure as a human could be 
Who wound up losing the contest? 
You're looking at me 
You're looking at me 

Where is that girl? 
Who was certain her charms couldn't fail 
Where is that girl? 
Believed every word of this ridiculous tale 

Who was so childishly flattered? 
Thought she'd swept him off his feet 
Who woke to find her dreams shattered? 
Might I repeat 
Might I repeat for you 
Needn't strain your eyes 
To see what I want you to see 
That's right 
You're looking at me