I'm calling from the diner 
the diner on the corner 
I ordered two coffees 
one is for you 
I was hoping you'd join me 
'cause I ain't go no money 
and I really miss you 
I should mention that too 
 
yes I know what time it is 
in fact, I just checked 
I even know the date 
and the month 
and the year 
I know I haven't been sleeping 
and when I do 
I just dream of you 
dear 
 
I miss watching you 
drool on your pillow 
I miss watching you 
pull on your clothes 
I miss listening 
to you in the bathroom 
flushing the toilet 
blowing your nose 
 
I'm calling from the diner 
the diner on the corner 
I ordered two coffees 
one is for you 
the cups are so close 
the steam is rising 
in one stream 
how are you 
 
I think you're the least fucked up 
person I've ever met 
and that may be as close to the real thing 
as I'm ever gonna get 
but my quarter's gonna run out now 
or so I'm told 
I guess I'd better go sit down 
and wait for you 
til my coffee gets cold