I've a constant ache in the morning light 
It's on account of the night before 
Some Park Lane lady in a shady bar 
Took a fancy to the watch I wore 
 
But I can still remember how she laughed at me 
As I spun around and hit the bed 
She said thank you honey, forget about the money 
This pretty watch'll do instead 
 
City living woman, you're so static 
Matching your men with a hook and eye 
If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City 
Them women oh oh oh they're gonna slice your pie 
 
Said you're so static, baby I've had it 
Rolling in a yellow cab 
Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle 
If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad 
 
It's a Show me what you want, I'll show you what I've got 
I can show you a real good time 
She's a friend indeed of a friend in need 
But you'll be sorry when she leaves you crying