Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting 
Like an out of tune guitar 
Ooh she got Hercules on her side 
And Diana in her eyes 
 
Some men like the Chinese life 
Some men kneel and pray 
Ooh well I like women and I like wine 
And I've always liked it that way 
Always liked it that way 
 
I can't dig it, the way she tease 
That old tough man routine up her sleeve 
Living and loving, kissing and hugging 
Living and loving with a cat named Hercules 
A cat named Hercules 
 
Oh and it hurts like hell to see my gal 
Messing with a muscle boy 
No superman gonna ruin my plans 
Playing with my toys 
 
Rich man sweating in a sauna bath 
Poor boy scrubbing in a tub 
Me, I stay gritty up to my ears 
Washing in a bucket of mud 
Washing in a bucket of mud