Six o'clock alarm 
I get the wake up call 
Let that sucker jingle-jangle 
Ring right off the wall 
I'm too low for zero 
I'm too tired to work 
Tied one on with a friend last night 
And wound up losing my shirt 
 
I'm too low for zero 
I'm on a losing streak 
I got myself in a bad patch lately 
I can't seem to get much sleep 
I'm too low for zero 
I wind up counting sheep 
Nothing seems to make much sense 
It's all just Greek to me 
 
You know I'm too low, too low, too low for zero 
You know I'm too low, too low, too low for zero 
 
Cutting out cups of coffee 
Switching off the late night news 
Putting the cat out two hours early 
It isn't any use 
I'm too low for zero 
Insomnia attacks 
Watching flies with my eyes till sunrise 
It's daylight when I hit the sack