It was late last night 
When my baby got home 
It was late last night 
When my baby got home 
She was playing free jazz 
On a shiny new saxophone 

I'm going to shove that sax 
Up your ass (6 times) 

She played jazz so hard 
I couldn't hear myself think 
She played jazz so hard 
I couldn't hear myself think 
She played jazz so hard 
It almost drove me to drink 

I'm going to shove that sax 
Up your ass (6 times) 

I drink beer in the morning 
And whiskey at night 
I drink beer in the morning 
And whiskey at night 
I've got a hunch 
I'll have three martinis for lunch 

I'm going to shove that sax 
Up your ass (6 times)