(Burt Bacharach/Hal David)

What do you get when you fall in love? 
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble 
That's what you get for all your trouble 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll   never fall in love again 

What do you get when you kiss a girl 
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia 
After you do, she'll never phone ya 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again 

Don't tell me what it's all about 
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm not 
Out of those chains those chains that bind you 
That is why I'm here to remind you 

What do you get when you fall in love? 
You only get lies and pain and sorrow 
So far at least until tomorrow 
I'll never fall in love again 
I'll never fall in love again