Politically correct and mentally erect 
I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best 
But life ain't nothin but a bowl a grits and this United States proud crap 
makes me sick 
People tell me don't make a name for yourself cause that's the only way you're 
gonna get outta this hell 
I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can but 
I'll never understand 

It's guaranteed 
I'm making minimum wage 
I can't survive this day and age, Home of the free Land of the brave, I can't 
survive this day and age 
It's guarenteed I'm making minimum wage 

I'll take a work strike over a tax hike any day of the year and 
I don't care about anything as long as those striking ain't bottling beer 
Give me a gun let's go get the XXX he wouldn't mind he's protected by the 
aliens 
I've got a green man in my backyard 
This time the goverment has gone too far

It's guaranteed 
I'm making minimum wage 
I can't survive this day and age, Home of the free Land of the brave, I can't 
survive this day and age
It's guarenteed I'm making minimum wage 
Minimum wage

It's guaranteed 
I'm making minimum wage 
I can't survive this day and age, Home of the free Land of the brave, I can't 
survive this day and age 
It's guarenteed I'm making minimum wage
Minimum wage x3