Hey Mr. Cardiac 
Where's my heart attack? 
I placed my order six hours ago. 
Come on, listen man 
You got to understand 
I got places to meet 
And people to make 
And money to blow 
 
Heyy Mr. Solitaire 
I ain't no Frigidaire 
Don't play the martyr 
Like the rest of those clowns 
Get off your easy chair 
Call Tony Millionaire 
Cause we're going to town 
And you're setting 'em up 
And I'm knocking them down 
 
Hey Mr. Cardiac 
Please can you spare me ten dollars? 
Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac 
I'll pay you on Friday 
But can't you help me with a dime? 
 
Don't tell Chameleon Man 
He never understands 
Sits on his fortune 
And stares at the wall 
Let's hot-wire a Cadillac 
Take it to hell and back 
Let's get away from it all 
You've got her in your hand 
She's got him by the balls 
 
Hey Mr. Cardiac 
Please can you spare me ten dollars? 
Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac 
I'll pay you on Friday 
But can't you help me with a dime? 
 
Little Miss Succubous 
Caught a downtown bus 
Chasing the dragon a quarter to five 
Spare me the tickertape 
Time to negotiate 
Give me the long and the short 
Are you on the inside? 
Is she dead or alive? 
 
Hey Mr. Cardiac 
Please can you spare me ten dollars? 
Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac 
I'll pay you on Friday 
But can't you help me with a dime?