You never would believe 
The things that I have seen 
In my professional career 
Well people can be cruel 
But honestly I never meant to hurt you 

I'm just a car crash collaborator 
I'm just a cold cash negotiator 

As you crawl from the debris 
Remember that it's just the way I feed my family 
I'm sorry 'bout the scars 
At least you can still count yourself among the living 

I keep one eye on the road 
And the other on your rear 
Because when you least expect it 
Got the most to fear 
You got the most to fear 

From a car crash collaborator 
I'm just a cold cash negotiator 
Baby I'm a car crash collaborator 
I'm just a cold cash negotiator 

Sipping on an oxygen cocktail
With an ambulance chaser (x2)

Sipping on an oxygen cocktail
Sipping on an oxygen cocktail
With an ambulance chaser (x7)

Sipping on an oxygen cocktail
Sipping on an oxygen cocktail