Excuse me can you help me straighten out my head? 
I got a new friend by the name of Mr. Z

Well what's wrong with that, don't ya like what you see? 

Hmm... If I had a choice yo I'd rather be me
You see he’s kinda not like a kinda average kinda guy 
Kinda say what make ya kinda say why 
Did you see that what he did to his cat 
It's all big and fat and now it wears caps 
(Here we go again)

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Mr. Zuvaloppa got a crazy life 
With a house on the corner for his kids and wife 
Works all day tryin' to make ends meet 
Just the same as everybody does down the street 
Mr. Zuvaloppa got a brand new car 
But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far
He used to have a mini but he's six foot four 
Mr. Zuvaloppa don’t want it anymore 

Yo you gotta sit back relax while I hit you with a tale
Of a guy who would try but he's always gonna fail 
M I S T E R Z 
He doesn't realise that it wasn't really meant to be 
Him up at the top, he never wanna stop 
The fool in the pool doin’ a big belly flop 
Now even sunbathing he could never get it right
Cause he even tried to do it in the middle of the night
(Here we go again)

(Chorus)