I need a woman ?bout twice my age
A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw
We?ll go right through the book and break each and every law.

I got a feeling and it won?t go away, oh no
Just one thing then I?ll be ok
I need a miracle every day.

I need a woman ?bout twice my height
Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night.
Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue
We?ll consult the spirits maybe they?ll know what to do.

And it?s real and it won?t go away, oh no
I can?t get around and I can?t run away
I need a miracle every day.

I need a woman ?bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight
Find her in a sideshow leave her in l.a.
Ride her like a surfer running on a tidal wave.

And it?s real, believe what I say, yeah
Just one thing I got to say
I need a miracle every day.

It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
One more thing I just got to say
I need a miracle every day,
I need a miracle every day,
I need a miracle every day, (got to be the only way)
I need a miracle