It?s friday night, I?ve got a date
With this vegan girl katee
You know I really like her style
Smile, style
Oh, I love you, kate
But you?ve gone too far
You won?t even sit in my brand new car
It?s got reclining bucket seats
And a cd player, so what?s your fucking beef? 
Is it my cozy leather seats? 
Is it the covers made from sheep? 
Ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk
What kind of guy do you think I am? 
You only take off your shoes when you?re in japan
I bought this outfit just for you
So what if they?re suede? 
And now my jacket too
So what am I supposed to do? 
I?ll freeze to death and catch the flu
Ok, I?ll do it just for you
We made it out and we had an ok time
I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
She said I?m sorry, mark. I hope that you pull through
Next time we go out please just wear some different shoes
I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then
She said that condom you?ve got?s made from a lamb?s skin
So what?s your problem? 
Last friday night, you know I had a date
It was with this vegan girl
I think her name was kate
If you?re lookin for some action, or if you wanna score
Just eat some bark and acorns
And she will like you more than me!