(I. Hanson/T. Hanson/Z. Hanson) 

Don't you smell the cookies he's bakin' 
Can't you see that belly, its shakin' 
Don't take a cookie off of that pan 
You don't want to mess with this man. 
 
You've never seen this side of him before 
You know he won't be knockin' at your door 
 
Here comes Santa Claus 
Doin' all those good things 
Everybody know the cause 
Here comes Santa Claus 
You know he's the big man 
Don't mess with the boss 
 
Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong 
Santa wasn't this fat all along 
Until he started cookin one day 
Don't try and take that turkey away 

Chorus

Cruisin' down the air highway on his sleigh 
Bringing all the presents for the next day 
Don't forget the donuts 
 
His cookies and his milk are his pride 
Or anything that can be deep-fried 
Don't get me wrong Santa's a nice guy 
But you don't want to get on his bad side 
 
Chorus