Once they killed his monster when it went into a trap
now he's making better ones on a higher step

Bridge: On a warm summer day the doctor went away
        to a place where he could make it real
        his assistant's hips were nice
        so he cloned her once or twice
        now his hips are aching what a deal

Chorus: Dr. Stein grows funny creatures
        lets them run into the night
        they become
        [1] great rock musicians
        [2] great politicians
        [3] a great possession
        [4] a great oppression

Sometimes when he's feeling bored
he's calling it a day
he's got his computers and they do it their own way

Bridge: They mix some DNA, some skina and a certain spray
        you can watch it on a laser screen
        and the fellow's blue and grey
        or sometimes pink and green
        just check it out on Halloween

Chorus: Dr. Stein grows funny creatures. . .

Bridge: One night he cloned himself
        put his brother on a shelf
        but when he fell asleep that night
        it crept up from behind and thought 'well never mind'
        took a syringe and blew out his life