That's a stupid hat you're wearing
it doesn't really match your hair
Did I ever tell you that your breath is worse
Than what you wear

that's exactly what she told him
At least that's what he told me
So I guess we could conclude
They're not a happy family

Love's not what you see between the legs of the majority

That's a lovely dress you're wearing
Too bad your figure can't make it work
When I hear the things you say
I wonder if your brain can work

That's exactly what he told her
At least that's what she told me
I screen my calls, I lock my doors
I'm suddenly filled with apathy

(Although, I'd like to add the game in bed is a necessity to make me happy)