Well it's Dick's son that has his CD's in neat lines
and a dad that reads every sign and says, "I only drive 62.5"
Well I don't really mind his coordinated closet or his folded clothes
but who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?
Well why's everybody sweating me because I go to Dairy Queen
Why's everybody sweating me because I'm the son of Dick Ramsbee
His dad boils water by time and measures sugar by the line
and tours the country in a winnebago
and his dad is an anal guy and has a roomate stalked by the FBI
"Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?"
..Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa
I'm the son of Dick Ramsbee.