Look at me
I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed til I'm legally wed
i cant I'm Sandra Dee!

Watch it hey I'm Doris day,
I was not brought up that way
wont come across 
even rock hudson lost 
his heart to Doris Day!

I don't drink or swear,
I dont rat my hair
I get ill from one ciggarette
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers 
would you pull that stunt with a net?

As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do!
You've got your crust I'm no object of lust
I just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis Elvis Let me be,
keep that pelvis far from me 
just keep you cool now your starting to drool
Hey! Fongool!
I'm Sandra dee