When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter, she had a pet 
Kangaroo wore big breasts and feathers. She gave me ice 
Cream every time I screamed and hollered and I loved her till I  
Caught her sexing my father. 
 
She gonna hurt you daddy never again, she wasn't a friend, so 
I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't 
A friend, so I killed her. 
 
When I was 13 the plumber stopped by, the house was flooding 
And no one knew why. Within no time at all he got 
Rid of the water and I was grateful till I caught him plunging 
My mother. 
 
He gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so 
I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't 
A friend so I killed him, she gonna hurt your daddy never again, 
She wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy  
Never again she wasn't a friend, so I killed her. 
 
And I don't feel bad about it. Say what? And I don't feel bad 
About it. These are my fondest childhood memories. I was just 
A kid, so they let me go despite the murders that I did - all 
Grown up now as u can see, my parents are still happily 
Married thanks to me. 
 
These are my fondest childhood memories