Hey little boy 
see the Johnny and Janes 
Hey little boy 
you see them all go insane 
Look and see Spot run 
'Cause he pissed in their hallway 
Run Spot run 
Run away from it all 
And I say you can be anyway that you wanna be 
How I'll be, that's up to me 

Hey little girl 
see them all run around 
Hey little girl 
you see them all tumble down 
Johnny will boss 
Janey will buy 
Spot will beg 
But everyone dies 
As I said you can be 
any way that you wanna be 
How I'll be, tha's up to me 

One little, two little, three little idiots 
Four little, five little, six little idiots 
Seven little, eight little, nine little idiots 
All in suit and tie 
One little, two little, three little idiots 
Four little, five little, six little idiots 
Seven little, eight little, nine little idiots 
All dressed up to die, and I say 
You can be any way that you wanna be 
But how I'll be, that's up to me