I'm as fake as a wedding cake 
And I'm Vague and I know that I'm 
homopolitan 
Pitifully predictable 
Correctly political

I'm the new, I'm the new, new model 
I've got nothing inside 
Better in the head and in bed
At the office 
I can suck and smile
New 
new 
new model

I can choke and diet on coke 
I'm Spun and I know 
That I'm Stoned and Rolling

Lifelike and poseable 
Hopeless and disposable

I'm the new, I'm the new, new model 
I've got nothing inside 
Better in the head and in bed
At the office 
I can suck and smile
New
new
new model

Pitifully predictable }x2
Correctly political 

Don't let them know how far you go 
Or that you use your "lovers" 
Oh look, you're like a VCR 
Stick something in to know 
Just who you are

I'm the new, I'm the new, new model 
I've got nothing inside 
Better in the head and in bed
At the office 
I can suck and smile
New
new
new model

New
new       }x4
new model