All our monkeys have monkeys 
We drive our death-crush diamond Jaguar limousines
We're not fantastic motherfuckers, but we play them on TV 
It's a dirty world Reich, say what you like 
It's a dirty world Reich, say what you like 

We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress 
The scabaret sacrilegends 
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque 

We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress 
The scabaret sacrilegends 
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque 

The devils are girls with Van Gogh's missing ear 
You say what you want but filth is all that they hear 
I've got the jigger to make all you bigger 
Ladies und gentlemen 
So drop your piss room bait, and make sure you're not late 
You tramps and lunatics 
It's a trick that's gonna make you click 

We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress 
The scabaret sacrilegends 
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque 

We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress 
The scabaret sacrilegends 
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque 

It's a dirty world Reich, say what you like 
It's a dirty world Reich, say what you like 

So my Bon Mots, Hit-boy Tommy Trons, Rowdy rowdies, Honey-fingered Goodbye Dolls:
`Hellzapoppin, open your Third Nostril 
Put on your black face, and your god is gone 

We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress 
The scabaret sacrilegends 
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque 

We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress 
The scabaret sacrilegends 
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque 

We sing la la, la la, la la lah 
We sing la la, la la, lah 
La la, la la, la la, lah 
We sing la la, la la, la la lah