Yes baby, I?ve been drinkin?
Shouldn?t come by anymore
But I found myself in trouble darlin?
And I have no place else to go.

I got some whiskey, from a bottle
Got some cocaine, from a friend
And I had to keep on movin? darlin?
Till I was back in your arms again.

And I?m guilty, I am guilty
And I?ll be guilty for the rest of my life

How come I?m never gonna do
What I?m supposed to do
Seems like everything I do
Never turns out right

That?s how it is with me darlin?
You know I just can?t stand myself
But it takes a whole lot of medicine darlin?
For me to pretend that I?m somebody else.

(written by randy newman)