Ohh myyyy 
20 throw down in my best bridge 
and the man to my left has folded down 
well johnny doubled up with a royal flush 
i had three jacks and a pair of nines 
my mind is turning - just two shots more 
there's not much left to play 
well then dude walks in, black hat on top 
what am i, if i'm lucky 
wasn't a county cop 
cause i'm just runnin out of time 
 
Who's up for game two 
what to do 
my wallet's gettin thin 
and i just lost my watch last night 
well i gotta problem 
just one answer 
gotta throw it all down 
and kiss it goodbye 
Yeah! 
 
That was a crazy game of poker 
(That was a crazy game of poker) 
I lost it all 
(I lost it all) 
but someday i'll be back again 
And I, never to fold. 
(never to fold) 
 
Who's up for game three 
i can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me 
And i just lost it all 
well there's a man sittin next to me 
Red, was smiling 
cause its funny 
i don't have no money tonight 
yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh 
 
That was a crazy game of poker 
(That was a crazy game of poker) 
I lost it all 
(I lost it all) 
but someday i'll be back again 
And I, never to fold. 
(never to fold) 
 
Bop bop bop... 
I say now skittleedat dat, 
Well how bout that? 
I'm coming out the front never coming out the back 
 
And I walked into the bar yesterday 
Cause I had something to do, something to say 
And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around 
Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground 
I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown 
And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight. 
 
So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? 
He looked at me with a face full of fright 
And I said, how bout a revolution? 
And he said right. 
I say of, you say a 
I say revolution, and you say jah 
I say of, you say a 
I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah  
Jahova! 
 
And I said, what'cha looking at? 
He hit me across the face with a bat 
I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go 
So he opened the door and said do what you're here for 
I said I'm wandering round the road four to four 
And I said I been walking for about a thousand years. 
 
And my feet are growing tired 
My eyes a little wired 
Don't know what to do unless I retire 
And he just said let's play some crazy poker 
 
So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? 
He looked at me with a face full of fright 
And I said, how bout a revolution? 
And he said right. 
I say of, you say a 
I say revolution, and you say die 
I say of, you say a 
I say revolution, and you say die dah dah 
Day day oh! 
 
I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw 
I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw 
But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop 
Don't give a shit cause I got the drop 
Johnny just got two eyes just like mine 
And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine 
 
And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came 
Came to the bar to see what's the same 
I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me 
 
And to my left was a man, he had no chin 
Didn't really think about starting a scene 
The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice 
He looked kinda mad and I felt bad 
Beacuse I took his money last night it's kinda funny 
But now I'm just struggling-- 
I need a honey-bunny. 
I don't know what to say anymore 
So I'm just gonna go out, anywho... 
 
So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? 
He looked at me with a face full of fright 
And I said, how bout a revolution? 
And he said right. 
I say of, you say a 
I say revolution, and you say jah 
I say of, you say a 
I say revolution, and you say jah 
I say of, you say a 
I say revolution, and you say jah 
I say of, you say a 
I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah jahova 
javhova, is watching over me... 
Day day oh!