I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind 
Well, she's got baggage and it's all the emotional kind 
She talks about closure and that validation bit 
I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit 

And I say yeah, yeah 
Oh man, she's got issues and I'm gonna pay 
Yeah, yeah 
She thinks she's the victim, yeah 

Now, I know she'll feel abandoned if I don't stay over late 
And I know she's afraid to commit, but it's only our second date 

And I say yeah, yeah 
Oh man, she's got issues and I'm gonna pay 
Yeah, yeah 
She says she's the victim, but she takes it all out on me 

I don't know why you're messed up 
I don't know why your whole life is a chore 
Just do me a favor 
And check your baggage at the door 

Now, she talks about her ex non-stop, but I don't mind 
But when she calls out his name in bed, that's where I draw the line 
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone 
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy when we're gettin' it on 

And I say yeah, yeah 
Oh man, she's got issues and I'm gonna pay 
Yeah, yeah 
She's playing the victim and taking it all out on me 

Yeah, yeah 
My God, she's got issues and I'm gonna pay 
Gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay 
Gonna pay, whooo, whoa 

If you think I'm controlling 
Then why do you follow me around? 
If you're not co-dependent 
Then why do you let others drag you down? 

I don't know why you're messed up 
I don't know why your whole life is a chore 
Just do me a favor 
And check your baggage at the door