My friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that bitch 
He tells me every day 
He says 'man, I really gotta lose my chick 
In the worst kind of way' 

She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone 
To give her money every payday 
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home 
Well, my friend, you gotta say 

I won't pay, I won't pay, yeah, no way 
Now now, why don't you get a job 
Say no way, say no way, yeah, no way 
Now, now, why don't you get a job 

I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough 
To keep her bill collectors at bay 
I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough 
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste 

I won't pay, I won't pay, yeah, no way 
Now now, why don't you get a job 
Say no way, say no way, yeah, no way 
Now, now, why don't you get a job 

Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeah 
But hey man, free rides just don't come along every day 
Let me tell you about my other friend now 

My friend's got a boyfriend, man, she hates that dick (that's right) 
She tells me every day (whoa, every day now) 
He wants more dinero just to stay at home 
Well, my friend, you gotta say 

I won't pay, I won't pay, yeah, no way 
Now now, why don't you get a job (get a job) 
Say no way, say no way, yeah, no way 
Now, now, why don't you get a job (oh yeah) 

I won't give you no money, you'll always pay 
Now now, why don't you get a job (get a job) 
Say no way, say no way, yeah, no way 
Now, now, why don't you get a job 

- Hey, that's something everyone can enjoy.