If I die before I wake 
at least in heaven I can skate 
cause right now on earth I cant do jack 
without the man up on my back 
 
now heaven would be a dj 
spinning dub all night long  
and heaven would just kickin back 
with jesus packing my bong 
and if you dont believe in Jesus and muhammad and budha too 
and while the world is warring 
just sit back and laugh at you singing.. 
 
If I die before I wake 
at least in heaven I can skate 
cause right now on earth I cant do jack  
without the man up on my back 
 
now most people think of heaven  
they see those pearly gates  
but I looked a little closer 
and theres a sign says "do not skate" 
so if you wanna come to my heaven 
well we're all gonna have a ball 
and everyone u know is welcome 
cause we got no gates or walls  singing.. 
 
If I die before i wake 
at least in heaven i can skate 
cause right now on earth I cant do shit 
without the man fucking with it 
 
and then I got to the gate 
pulled a list that I'd been calling fate 
I'm sorry friend you cant come in 
you gotta a list here that doesn't end 
you're mad cause I smoke dope 
you teaching any classes in how to cope 
I'll find a place to rest my head  
I rather be alone now that I'm dead 
like chirstian hossoi way back in 87 
we'll be busting fucking air's until we get to heaven  
think I really care that I miss my biology 
got my education in stale fishology 
with all your rules you got to chill 
I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill 
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz 
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz..got the skillz got the skillz 
 
heaven is a halfpipe.. 
heaven is a halfpipe.. 
 
If I die before I wake 
at least in heaven I can skate 
cause right now on earth I cant do jack  
without the man up on my back 
 
If I die before I wake  
at least in heaven I can skate 
cause right now on earth I cant do shit 
without the man fucking with it 
[repeat to fade] 
 
 
[thanks to hussy2kuk@hotmail.com for these lyrics]