I am a puppet on a string  
I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen  
I am impossible to believe  
I'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity  
I'm irrational I'm illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal  
I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent  
a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall  
I am humble I am vain  
what motivates me something I can't explain  
I am outrageous and insane  
I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine  
I'm an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot  
I am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse 
I'm pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected  
I am lost I am free I'm impossible to believe  
a walking chemical statistically impossible  
a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall