Hip, hop, hoop . . . oh ho ah ha ! 
Hip, hop, hoop . . . oh ho ah ha ! 
  
Hip, I didn't know lips could kiss, ( Hip hip ) 
Hup I didn't know wives could flirt, ( Hup hup ) 
Hoop, I didn't know girls could be like "Tina Marie" 
  
( Hoop hoop ) Hip I didn't know I could sing, ( Hip hip ) 
Like a penny boat in a gale . . . 
What she's doin' will be the ruin of me. 
  
( Oh ho ha ha ) 
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha! 
You sweet little schemer, 
Tina Marie ( Tina, Tina Marie ) 
Oh what you do, 
Your brand of voo do's too much for me . . . 
  
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha! 
Oh how I dream of stealin' your charms, 
I'm gonna marry us, 
Some day I'll carry you off in my arms . . . 
  
( Oh ho ha ha ) 
Hip, I used to be a good time Joe, ( Hip hip ) 
Kiss a gal and just let her go, ( go go ) 
Hoop, I really was dealin' free till a Tina Marie . . . 
  
Mister Cupid you stacked the deck, 
Why'd you throw me a queen by heck . . . 
Now she's braggin' she's fixed my wagon for me . . . 
  
( Oh ho ah ha ) 
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha! 
You sweet little schemer, 
Tina Marie ( Tina, Tina Marie ) 
Oh what you do, 
Your brand of voo do's too much for me . . . 
  
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha! 
Ho, Ho, how I dream of stealin' your charms, 
I'm gonna marry us, 
Some day I'll carry you off in my arms . . . 
  
( Ho, Ho ) Hip, she tells me to jump, an' I jump, ( Jump, jump! ) 
Hoop, she tells me to dance, an' I dance, 
Gotta listen or get no kissin' from "Tina Marie" 
( Hip hip! ) Hip, she really did clip my wings, 
( Clip, clip! ) Hoop, I'm lookin' at weddin' rings, 
Is it human the things she's doin' to me? ( Ho, Ho. Ah Ha! ) 
  
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah ha! 
Oh Ho, how I dream of stealin' your charms, 
I'm gonna marry us, 
Some day I'll carry you off in my arms . . . 
  
Off in my arms . . . 
Oh Ho! Ha Ha! 
Tina Marie!