I'm gonna buy you a big hat with feathers an' plumes 
I'm gonna buy you a mansion with sixty thousand rooms 
An' that ain't all . . .  no that ain't all! 
  
I'm gonna buy you powder, I'm gonna buy you paint 
Gonna fix you up an' make you look like somethin' you ain't 
An' that ain't all . . .  no that ain't all! 
  
I'm gonna buy you a fur piece, I'm gonna buy you gloves 
I'll buy you anything if you will give me all of your love 
An' that ain't all ( That ain't all! )  no that ain't all ( That ain't all! ) 
  
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I'm gonna buy you a Rolls Royce, get you a chauffeur too 
But the chauffeur's gonna be a woman just like you 
An' that ain't all ( That ain't all! )  no that ain't all ( That ain't all! ) 
  
I'm gonna buy you dresses, 'till your wardrobe falls 
You're gonna die of old age before you wear them all 
An' that ain't all ( That ain't all! ) that ain't all ( That ain't all! ) 
  
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If we're both a livin' in nineteen ninety-five  
they will have a pill by then to keep us both alive 
An' that ain't all ( That ain't all! )  that ain't all ( That ain't all! ) 
  
All these things I'll buy you, if you'll just wait for me  
'cause I'll be out of prison in nineteen eighty-three 
An' that is all ( And that is all! )  that is all ( And that is all! )  
  
That is all ( And that is all! )  that is all!