I was down the local disco getting' off with this girl., things were going really good, going really well.
We was alone in a corner kissing and then I heard, this bloke come up behind me and say .. 
" Oi, that's my fucking bird!! " 

Down the local disco eyeing-up some skirt, she was giving-it all that, god she was a flirt. 
She came up to me and said: "Do you wanna dance ?" Well I thought this is it I'm in here with a chance. 

Then this bloody great big geezer said, " 'ere mate that's my girl" 
Well I didn't want no trouble, so I run like bloody hell. 

Run like hell, run like hell. 

Alone at a party pissed out of me head, well I don't know how I get there but I ended up in bed. 
When I woke up in the morning I was alone no more, but as I was getting dressed her boyfriend came in thru the door.