Saturday is shopping day and I drive my car but there's no place to park it, 
No respect for supermen in the supermarket. 
I guess there must be trouble but I've not been alerted; 
Looking round the store, it was all deserted 
And I'm stranded here with my empty basket, 
So full of questions but nowhere to ask it. 
 
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By the one way out, strange voice shouts, 
"Don't let that good man out!" 
"Have a wonderful day in our one-way world, 
One way, one day; 
Have a wonderful day in our one-way world, 
One way, one day; 
One-way man, one-way mind, get along with mankind." 
 
There's an old man on the floor so I summon my charm, 
I say, "Hey scumbag, has there been an alarm?" 
He says "Yeah, I been selling off eternal youth, 
They all got afraid, 'cos I'm the living proof. 
My name is Einstein, do you know time is a curve?" 
I said, "Stop, old man! You've got a nerve, 
'cos there's only one rule that I observe: 
Time is money, and money I serve." 
 
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