I am not so upset about my horrible self 
But why don't you go upset yourself 
Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face 
What a disgrace man and you know it's true 
 
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family 
Everyone's against me 
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family 
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi 
 
Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out 
Look what's happening now it's all your fault 
You can't do nothin' absolutely nothing' o.k. 
Why don't you get a hoola hoop 
and do the cretin hop and 
 
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family 
Everyone's against me 
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family 
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi 
 
I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do 
Here's a little curse it's from me to you 
It's nothin' gonna happen nothin' ever will 
You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad 
 
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family 
Everyone's against me 
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family 
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi 
 
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family 
Everyone's against me 
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family 
 
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi